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熱烈歡迎賓拉登加入愛惠老鼠會！昨天美國各大電視媒體都報導了這則新聞！我昨天出門上班前聽到晨間新聞主播大喇喇地念出Whitney Houston這個名字，還播了一堆惠妮如花似玉的畫面時，心頭一驚，想說一代天后終於掛了，沒想到聽到的竟是這麼一則年度爆笑新聞！

賓拉登前馬子 Kola Boof 爆料，不愛聽音樂的賓拉登，卻深深愛上惠妮的人和音樂，深陷到無法自拔的地步！以下是她新書中節錄的片段：

「妳為什麼要把頭髮編辮子起來(像黑人頭那樣)？」賓拉登問。

「因為我覺得編起來很美」我回答。

「世界上只有猴子才編頭髮，你看惠妮休斯頓，這世界上最美的女人，她就不編啊！妳去把頭髮弄得像她一樣，你現在這樣我的手都梳不過你的頭髮。」賓拉登說。

賓拉登曾問我在美國住的時候認不認識惠妮，還說願意花一大筆錢只為跟惠妮見上一面。賓拉登不喜歡聽音樂，因為他覺得音樂是很邪惡的東西，但他卻很愛惠妮，愛到想送她一棟在Khartoum的豪宅。他常把惠妮休斯頓掛在嘴上，一回兒說她長得多美，一回兒說她笑起來有多甜，還說惠妮擁有正統的伊斯蘭教信仰，只不過被美國教育洗腦罷了。當然惠妮的老公巴比他絕對不會放過，常說找一天要把他幹掉。

看完這則新聞，我都能想像賓拉登洗澡時哼惠妮歌的樣子了！我想布希政府要跟恐怖份子合談真的只能靠惠妮了，美國就把惠妮當做太平公主嫁給賓拉登合蕃就好啦！從此恐怖攻擊走入歷史，惠妮一次獲得八座諾貝爾和平獎，打破所有紀錄，穩坐史上最偉大天后寶座。

真有妳的，惠妮！

原文報導：

"Why do you wear your hair braided?" he asked.

"Because my braids are beautiful," I replied.

Osama said only monkeys braid their hair. He told me that the singer Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen and that she never wore her hair braided. "I want you to fix your hair like hers from now on," he said. "I can't put my fingers through it when it's braided" . . . .

Osama kept coming back to Whitney Houston. He asked if I knew her personally when I lived in America. I told him I didn't. He said that he had a paramount desire for Whitney Houston, and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting with the superstar. It didn't seem impossible to me. He said he wanted to give Whitney Houston a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum . . . . Whitney Houston's name was the one that would be mentioned constantly. How beautiful she is, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and her husband -- Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women's husbands killed.

聯合新聞網報導：

賓拉丹 煞到惠妮休斯頓？

因為911事件名滿天下的恐怖份子奧薩瑪賓拉丹，竟然迷上了美國女歌手惠妮休斯頓，甚至打算對她的夫婿巴比布朗不利，好讓自己更容易接近惠妮。

據「紐約郵報」報導，賓拉丹除了和美國總統布希是死對頭之外，更打算捲入美國女歌手惠妮休斯頓和巴比布朗的婚姻，因為這位國際頭號恐怖份子已迷戀惠妮不可自拔，還不惜以「恐怖手段」來對付巴比布朗。

「紐約郵報」報導表示，據一位自稱曾是賓拉丹性奴隸的蘇丹詩人兼小說家柯拉布芙在她的自傳「失落女孩的日記」中透露，賓拉丹曾經對她表示，「惠妮休斯頓是他見過最美麗的女人。」而她自傳的摘錄版，則將在9月的「哈潑」雜誌中披露。

柯拉布芙在自傳裡提到，賓拉丹說，儘管音樂對他而言是邪惡的，但是他對於惠妮休斯頓卻有一種強烈的愛慾渴望，並且打算那一天拿大筆鈔票到美國，企圖安排一場與惠妮的會面。

布芙還寫道，由於迷戀惠妮休斯頓，賓拉丹不惜花錢打動美人芳心，他還想送給惠妮一棟位於喀土木市郊他所擁有的豪宅。而且向來有種族偏見的賓拉丹還對布芙說，為了惠妮休斯頓，他願意打破種族規則，讓惠妮成為他的妻子之一。